Busted…Doggie Porn?

Dad, I am in big trouble and have had my computer privileges removed for an unspecified amount of time. G-Mom caught me surfing the net and I was looking at a web site called whitehouse.com for doggies. Honest Dad, I thought I was reading about the White house, you know where the President and his family live. Really, really Dad it was an accident. Boy, I was shocked at the pictures of the BO, the First Family’s dog, doing things, well things that really upset G-MOM. She says they are degrading to women, well girl dogs. Not sure what she is talking about but she is still yelling and I know she is going to call you. She might even send me home from Maine. She says that Slobbie and Cart cannot be exposed to these things and that I should know better. Know better about what? This internet thing is really dangerous ….. especially if you end up on a web site that as G_Mom puts it, “corrupts youth!” She told me to read a good book instead and stay off the internet. Now we have to listen to books on tape because apparently we are not getting enough learning opportunities. Slobbie is really mad at me, because she enjoys the radio programs that are on each work day. So when G_Mom calls, can you please tell her it was an accident that I really actually love American History and was just trying to learn about the White House. Dad it is going to be a very long weekend. …..
Love, Ellie

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