✡ Oh Crap, Dad I got caught so you should be expecting the dreaded phone call! My misbehavior has nothing to do with the BOW WOW Olympics, but instead not paying attention when I have been diabolical!
So here is my version of what happened. We had a great day yesterday and put into place foolproof measures to prevent being caught using the Wii Fit. We are letting Mrs. “B” out of the cage to sit on the window to watch for G-Mom to pull in the driveway and start singing when she sees the car. She sings everyday when G-Mom comes home so that is nothing unusual. She then flies back to her cage and remains there even though the back door is open. We have Harlow’s word that she will not eat Mrs. “B” She did eat Mrs. “B’s” predecessor! Any way things went as planned except for one stupid, stupid moment!
G-Mom is so predictable…she feeds me then feeds the girls. She never leaves the kitchen while they are eating. As you know, Slobbie can be very aggressive when food is around. Anyway, I was checking our play room to make sure everything was put away and down the hall comes G-Mom as I am putting my Marrow Bones away into the shoe hanger that hangs over the door to our play room where G-Mom stores her yarn and knitting things. I have been hiding my bones there for months.
All “Hell” broke loose. I got the “big lecture” better known as the Adam lecture. You know the one about how food lying around attracts bugs and undesirables. You must have heard it. I figure it must have been said to Adam thousands of times! Yeah right, like a bug could live in this house. A bug would starve because G-Mom is just OCD about dirt and mess. It has gotten to the point that I am picking up my own dog hair so I do not have to hear about it. She thinks I am shedding less. HA….we are just cleaning it up before she finds it! Anyway she went through all the pockets I can reach and found my stash of 10 bones! BUSTED
Worse yet Dad we had invited four neighborhood dogs to participate in the BOW WOW
Olympics. So we had to quickly huddle. You must know this drill. I am sure you and Adam and Katie used the same strategy. Which one of us gets into the least trouble? That is always Cart because G-Mom favors her. So we decided that Cart would do all the barking outside to let all of our friends know that the games have been put on hold. Well Cart got yelled at for barking but there is never any follow through. Me I would have been further grounded and Slobbie would have had a time out for 10 minutes.
However I know that G-Mom is really not mad. I heard her telling someone how clever I am. You know how G_Mom respects intelligence over charm and good looks and I certainly have both! I think Slobbie and Cart are angrier than G_Mom. I am on my best behavior. It is just so hard to smile and behave all of the time, because Slobbie and Cart are teasing me behind G-Mom’s back.
So Dad G_Mom says that she is going to mail me home! UT OH
Love, Ellie