✡ Well Dad I think I am off the Doggie Crap List. Why you ask? Well I was sick and tired of hearing G_Mom give Slobbie the same lecture every single morning that G-Mom works.
Each work day, G_Mom comes out of her room after getting dressed for work and that is my clue to go to our play room. Cart then joins me in the play room. Now Cart is not the brightest, but that topic is for another discussion. G_Mom walks into the bathroom to comb her hair and put on her Channel NO 5, which she is rationing. Each morning she tell us that you forgot to get her re-supply for Christmas “in the current economy”, what ever that means. Anyway, she then yells Slobbie three times…..you hear a thud which is Slobbie jumping off the bed—Slobbie tends to be a bit over weight—anyway Slobbie saunters to our play room. Every morning G_Mom starts counting 1, 2, 3, and every morning Slobbie makes it to the play room by the time G_Mom says the number three. G_Mom tells Slobbie to stop acting like Adam! It is absolutely nerve-racking.
To avoid this morning ritual, I had a very long talk with Slobbie which I have to say did involve a bit of physical contact. G_Mom noticed that Slobbie’s nose was scratched. I told Slobbie that I was tired of her antics and I was not going to listen to it anymore. She was to get her fat you know what into the play room when G_Mom walked by her on her way to the bathroom. For that concession, I agreed to share my bones that I had hidden with her. Well we were doing just fine until G_Mom found my bone stash! Slobbie said that the agreement was off……..well Dad I just had to show her who was boss. It is absolutely ridiculous that she is such a brat that she constantly needs negative attention. She wanted me to give her ½ of the treats that we get when we come in from outside. By the way, I no longer ask to go out at odd hours because there are no treat when I do, so that habit had come to an end! Anyway, I said NO to her black mailing me. She should behave because it is the right thing to do! So instead, here is the compromise, I have to share the floor area by the gate for the first part of our day when we are not doing the Bow Bow Omypics. But here is the best .G_Mom noticed that Slobbie now goes right into our play room and she know that I am the only one smart enough to have accomplished this goal, so she thanked me and rewarded me. Thus ends my days on the Doggie Crap List!